last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
ONLY A QUARTER WHAT A STEAL
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
don’t you mean blaze it?
NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG
which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand
kiwis are always relevant on my blog.
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.