bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via hotboyproblems)

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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(via pokememoan)

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(Source: fake-mermaid, via hotboyproblems)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via unescapable)

ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu, via crystallized-teardrops)

(Source: wavymeech, via crystallized-teardrops)

(via joshpeck)

glitter-tit:

nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

the idea that these kind of things could happen to me never ever crosses my mind so posts like these make me wonder

(via stop)

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

(via stop)

– rainby rod (214,395 plays)

chibisokka:

ok i actually put the rainbow road theme at 70% speed and it sounds like an infomercial soundtrack from the 1980s

(via joshpeck)